Chalo ishq larayen sanam

This valentine day, the young lovers from Bhopal have nothing to fear. After years of repression from Bajrang Dal activists - it is the time to forget all Dard-E-Disco. This year the yet unmarried generation next leader Rahul Gandhi, has taken up the cause of young Bhopalis. The Bajrang Dal activists have as usual threatened that the young Bhopalis found celebrating the Day “alien” to the cultural ethos that brings in “vulgarity” in society, will be given only two options in an objective type question paper with strict negative marking -
A) Get married
B) Tie a Rakhi.
Thank you, Rahul Gandhi, for offering us a third option
C) Call The Help Line.

So no worries, let's "ishq larayen sanam”.